Friday, October 23, 2009

...About new techniques I use to calm myself.

"Well, if you didn't keep fucking up so royally, you wouldn't have to resort to all this New Age crap to calm yourself down."

- Great Uncle Fidencio

Sunday, October 18, 2009

The Average American Male, Part 2

"I've never seen someone's face when their heart explodes, but I'm pretty sure that's what I'm looking at as Casey's mom falls out of her chair and her mouth and eyes get big enough to make her look like a cartoon."


--The Average American Male, Chad Kultgen, Page 115

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

America


This is from somewhere in the world.

As a citizen of these United States, I know that this should be the conception we all take given the fact that we are all bastards from castaways of what has been perceived as the Old World.

The world was falling apart in Europe, Asia, & Africa and for some reason moving West was the only solution they found in common.

Most of what has been touted as American seems to revolve around one continent and it's rugged individualism. There's obviously an opposite side of the success United States that has manifested itself in the southern part of America.

This is our legacy. This is where the world's failures and successes lie.